We've all had the conversation with a man...they want to do it in the butt. And some people are totally cool with that. Someone women love it. Tristan Taormino, author of The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, makes it seem as though anal is the one trick in my bag I should have and don't.
I'm pretty damned sexually liberated I've done things I wouldn't admit on the internet and have experimented with things that, in the words of my current PLI, were just to say I did it.
But anal is something I have just never loved. It burns, it's uncomfortable...my poop comes out of there.
So, of course, the PLI wants it. And here's a secret...I want to give the PLI whatever he wants. But, to me, this is the most intimate of acts. It is more than sexual. I am letting people put their bits in my RUMP.
Am I crazy? Is there some trick to enjoying the anal? Am I blowing its importance out of proportion?
I'm pretty damned sexually liberated I've done things I wouldn't admit on the internet and have experimented with things that, in the words of my current PLI, were just to say I did it.
But anal is something I have just never loved. It burns, it's uncomfortable...my poop comes out of there.
So, of course, the PLI wants it. And here's a secret...I want to give the PLI whatever he wants. But, to me, this is the most intimate of acts. It is more than sexual. I am letting people put their bits in my RUMP.
Am I crazy? Is there some trick to enjoying the anal? Am I blowing its importance out of proportion?
All I have to say is you know what I think about this - don't go there.
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